Yeti pubes – a MeanGirls dick pic review

Why do men flaunt their yeti pubes?

Vicki: As MeanGirls and humiliation phone sex dommes, we are lambasted with more than the average dick pics. Yep, even more than most women, which is saying something. Which brings us to the question – why in the holy hell do men want to flaunt their nasty junk, complete with yeti pubes?

Erika: Haven’t you ever heard of manscaping, people? We’re assuming that most men take dick pics and foist them on unsuspecting women in an effort to turn them on. Or in our case, make them laugh.

Yeti pubes are not sexy

Vicki: So honestly men … would you send a selfie to a girl with your hair nasty, dirty nails, and broccoli in your teeth? Why do you think a woman will be turned on by yeti pubes? Do you really think any woman would want to put THIS in her mouth?

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Manscaping is obviously a lost cause for this loser with yeti pubes

Erika: Manscaping is only one of this guy’s problems. The jungle is so overgrown that it’s covering up the pathetic little sprout. No wonder it’s so small – poor thing obviously doesn’t get any sunlight to grow.

Vicki: I’d be afraid I’d get a hair up my nose and start sneezing! Is that thing HARD? If so, OMG *dies in laughter*.

Erika: Honestly I think so. I wouldn’t even demand that a faggot sissy suck this thing. At least they know about grooming.

Vicki: I think it’s trying to escape the thicket.

Erika: Not getting very far, is it?

Vicki: If you readers as men think that this type of picture that makes a woman gasp and go, “HIM! I must fuck HAIRY YETI MAN!!!! I will send him my phone number!” You may have to re-educate yourselves on the types of man bits that women like to be intimate with.

Erika: Fortunately there is a solution!

Vicki: Call the MeanGirls Humiliation Phone Sex line and we’ll give you a very good idea on how much of a dumb ass you probably are.