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  • Yeti pubes – a MeanGirls dick pic review

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    Why do men flaunt their yeti pubes?

    Vicki: As MeanGirls and humiliation phone sex dommes, we are lambasted with more than the average dick pics. Yep, even more than most women, which is saying something. Which brings us to the question – why in the holy hell do men want to flaunt their nasty junk, complete with yeti pubes?

    Erika: Haven’t you ever heard of manscaping, people? We’re assuming that most men take dick pics and foist them on unsuspecting women in an effort to turn them on. Or in our case, make them laugh.

    Yeti pubes are not sexy

    Vicki: So honestly men … would you send a selfie to a girl with your hair nasty, dirty nails, and broccoli in your teeth? Why do you think a woman will be turned on by yeti pubes? Do you really think any woman would want to put THIS in her mouth?

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    Manscaping is obviously a lost cause for this loser with yeti pubes

    Erika: Manscaping is only one of this guy’s problems. The jungle is so overgrown that it’s covering up the pathetic little sprout. No wonder it’s so small – poor thing obviously doesn’t get any sunlight to grow.

    Vicki: I’d be afraid I’d get a hair up my nose and start sneezing! Is that thing HARD? If so, OMG *dies in laughter*.

    Erika: Honestly I think so. I wouldn’t even demand that a faggot sissy suck this thing. At least they know about grooming.

    Vicki: I think it’s trying to escape the thicket.

    Erika: Not getting very far, is it?

    Vicki: If you readers as men think that this type of picture that makes a woman gasp and go, “HIM! I must fuck HAIRY YETI MAN!!!! I will send him my phone number!” You may have to re-educate yourselves on the types of man bits that women like to be intimate with.

    Erika: Fortunately there is a solution!

    Vicki: Call the MeanGirls Humiliation Phone Sex line and we’ll give you a very good idea on how much of a dumb ass you probably are.


  • SPH Audio Bedtime Fractured Fairy Tale

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    MeanGirls SPH Audio Fractured Fairy Tale

    Once upon a time there lived two witches in the deep forest. Their names were Vicki and Erika, and they weren’t very nice witches. No, indeed.  Thus begins the first MeanGirls Fractured Fairy Tale, masquerading as an SPH audio.

    We all love to hear bedtime stories – don’t you, loser? And you already know with the MeanGirls (MeanWitches, that is), you’re going to get a kick in the nuts when it comes to humiliation. Because being a loser with a teensy peener is just too hard for the MeanGirls not to take advantage of.

    Being MeanWitches is right up our ally! We already mess with y’all’s heads, why not add a little magic to it? In the guise of a Fractured Fairy Tale, that is.

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    MeanWitches Vicki and Erika want to tell you a Fractured Fairy Tale bed time story.

    About our SPH audio for sale

    Our SPH audio is 15 minutes long, and tells a story of one of our losers who came to see the MeanGirls for a magic potion to make his dick bigger. Being a loser who thought with his little head, he didn’t follow the MeanWitches’ directions unequivocally. And well … things didn’t exactly go the way he hoped.

    The SPH audio sells for $20 but you can download a 30 second sample for only 10 cents, if you’re a Niteflirt member. If not, you can join here (it’s free to join).

    Just click on this graphic for your sample:

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    If you are somewhat lacking in the endowment department, and have wished for a way to make it bigger, this SPH audio is for you! Of course, there’s a lot of laughter and humiliation mixed in with our Fractured Fairy Tale.

    Of course once you hear our teasing laughter, you’re going to want to call us for a phone sex humiliation call.  We’ll be ready to practice our dark arts on you.
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  • Findom Piggie Makes Loser of the Week Again!

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    MeanGirls mop the floor with findom piggie

    This has been our third time with our findom piggie, weenie wimp. The first time weenie wimp called us back in 2015, he gave us a four-figure tribute. The second time, in 2016,  he tripled that. And then this weekend, we demanded exactly twice what weenie wimp gave us in 2016.

    We love playing this financial game of “Rate the Rate” each time with our findom piggie! It makes phone sex humiliation so much more fun for the MeanGirls.

    And what does weenie wimp get in return? A 30 minute call, where we demand tributes in thousand-dollar increments, while humiliating him for his tiny boy dick. We humiliated him for the fact that he has to PAY through the nose for us to pay attention to him.

    While on the call weenie wimp confessed to us that he had gone several months without sex, and the last time he had to pay an escort. Of course no woman in her right mind would voluntarily fuck this guy.

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    Findom piggie weenie wimp with his little boy dick.

    He also sent us a story he’d written about how his wife used to cuckold him with real men. Even though she readily gave strangers blow-jobs, she wouldn’t blow her own husband. This was because his tiny shrimp-dick made her think about blowing a young boy (ewww).

    Phone sex humiliation for findom piggie

    During the phone sex call, we continued to ratchet up the humiliation until our findom piggie was begging to cum. But we didn’t let him get off so easily.

    We made him get into position so that his shrimp dicklet would be right above his head. We were laughing so hard by this time, teasing and taunting him.

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    Getting pathetic shrimp dick pay piggie into position.

    Of course we were demanding tributes in $1000 and $2000 all the while! Because that’s what our little dick boy deserved.

    And then he started to cum all over his face and in his mouth. You can see the jizz shooting down  here:

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    Fin dom pay piggie’s semen in a money shot into his mouth.

    Perhaps women that weren’t so mean would stop there. But oh no! Not the MeanGirls! We make phone sex humiliation an art form.

    We made our pay piggie get back up without swallowing his cum. And we took a picture of him with his semen in his open mouth.

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    Findom piggie shows his mouth full of his nasty semen.

    We love making our losers do such nasty degrading things! All in all we had an awesome time cleaning out piggie’s bank account. And we can’t wait to do it again!

    If you’re into financial domination or just plain phone sex humiliation, feel free to give us a call!


  • Small penis loser humiliation

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    Are you a small penis loser?

    So our guess is if you’re a small penis loser boy you’ve tried in vain to get women. And if you have gotten them, you can’t keep them. We’re talking about pretty women, women that are out of your league… You know, the ones that can’t be satisfied with your tongue just by itself? The ones that are used to men with nice big cockshuge dicks that can rock a woman’s world over and over.

    small penis loser
    The MeanGirls will humiliate you for your tiny penis

    Now you might even be successful, make lots of money. And you may even think you have a trophy girlfriend or wife. But do you really? Do you know where she is when you’re not around? She’s probably getting what she needs from a real man. You know, one with a real cock?

    What are your options, small penis loser?

    So if you have a tiny cock, what are your options here?

    Well if you are actually lucky enough to have a wife or girlfriend that pretends to be your significant other, you may be able to watch her with a real man. Of course you’d have to be her bitch – and his bitch too, no doubt. You will have to suffer through a lot of small penis humiliation and possibly some forced bi. Maybe she’ll make you suck his cock. Or take it up the ass like a pansy boy. Or even some forced sissification, where she puts you in her panties and nylons.

    If you are not so fortunate as to have a significant other who humiliates you for being a small penis loser, there’s always small penis humiliation phone sex.

    Being MeanGirls, we’ve humiliated tiny-weenie losers like you for years. We’ve made them watch us get busy with real men, while they beg to stroke their useless member. We’ve dressed them up like sissies and bimbos. And sometimes we’ve even made them little clit-dicked faggots.

    If you want a small penis humiliation phone sex fantasy without any taboos or limits, you should call us. We can grab you by your pathetic useless dicklet, and lead you down that path that you want so badly to fantasize about.
    After all, you are stroking that little bitty peener right now aren’t you?


  • Findom Loser of the Week

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    Findom stands for financial domination

    This week’s Loser of the Week is actually one that’s been a LotW before. It’s highly unusual for the MeanGirls to give one of our Losers a Loser of the Week trophy twice. But if you’re a findom Loser and you throw buttloads of money at us for no good reason at all, then of course we’re not only going to take you to the cleaners, we’re going to write about it too.

    The first time this Loser of the Week called us, we made about $1000 off him in about 20 minutes. This time, of course we upped the stakes on him just because we knew we could. We will take advantage of a findom whale any way we can.

    Our findom loser of the week asked us how much we had taken a caller for in one phone call, so we replied about $2000. But of course we were expecting bigger things from him. And he said he was prepared to start there as a negotiation point.

    And you can see why this pathetic loser is into findom. What else does he have to offer beautiful, dominant females like the MeanGirls?

    In fact, he couldn’t even get his tiny little weenie hard at first:

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    Our findom loser can’t even get his useless cock hard at first

    But that just gave the MeanGirls more reason to humiliate him. We hit him hard and fast, mocking him not only for his limp, soft dick, but also for the fact it was totally inadequate to please any woman, at any time.

    And then we started demanding tributes

    And then we started demanding tributes, $999 at a time. Over and over.

    With the MeanGirls humiliation phone sex, little limp dick findom loser became hard in a matter of a few minutes. Not that it made that much difference, as you can see.

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    Small penis humiliation for the tiny-dick findom loser

    Is that not the most pathetic thing you’ve ever seen?

    Of course, being the MeanGirls, we didn’t let up on the phone sex humiliation for one second. We jeered and taunted him, continuing to demand tributes over and over.

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    Our pay piggie not only has to pay through his nose, he gets cum up his nose.

     

    Just a few minutes and thousands of dollars later, our findom loser was begging to cum. Naturally we weren’t going to let him get off that easy. We made him get into “the position,” so he could cum all over his face. Even after we told him he could cum? We took it back and demanded another $500 tribute. Just because we’re mercenary bitches with stone hearts 🙂

    Here is a log of the tributes that our pay piggie gave us. Niteflirt takes out 30% of tributes so the $699 tributes cost him $999, etc.

    Even though it was only an 18-minute call, we charged him $9.99/minute and (minus Niteflirt’s cut), made $123 just on the call alone. Next time we’ll charge him $50/minute. And we’ll take him for an even bigger, better ride.

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    Financial domination tributes from our findom loser of the week.

    All in all, we made about $3000 on an 18 minute call with our findom pay-piggie. We were absolutely ecstatic. It gave us at least as much of a rush to receive this windfall as it did pay piggie to spend it on us.

    We’re sure it’s not the last time we’ll see him, and you can bet his bottom dollar we’ll fleece him for even more money next time.


  • Cuckold loser of the week

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    Cuckold loser humiliation

    This is Johnny, our new cuckold loser of the week. Johnny called us for humiliation phone sex while his wife was on vacation in Florida. Yes, that’s right – she was on vacation and left him, little cuckold loser that he is – at home. And she was gone for at least a good week or so.

    As can obviously be seen from his picture, there are several reasons that this beta male’s trophy wife would be leaving him at home in order to cuckold him.

    Johnny, the cuckold loser
    Mean Girls new cuckold loser is of course a shoo-in for Loser of the Week and our Wall of Shame

    Take a look at those (lack of) abs, would ya … It’s obvious that our little cuckold loser is trying his best to hold his middle-aged gut in, but to no avail. Sucking your gut in and holding your breath for the few seconds it takes to snap a pic doesn’t fool anyone, Johnny. Especially not your wife.

    And of course, further south is that dick. It’s not a horrible dick, as dicks go. We’ve certainly seen worse. But then again, it’s nothing to write home about either, is it? Or stay home for that matter, as Johnny’s cuckolding wife could tell him.

    Cuckold phone sex humiliation

    Johnny called us several times for cuckold phone sex humiliation the week his wife was in Florida cuckolding him. Obviously he’s so pussy-whipped, he can’t call us while his wife is in the same state as he is. And of course while she had an alpha male cock stud, Johnny had … his hand.

    Of course we let him have it with both barrels. This was a situation just made for the Mean Girls. We told him in explicit detail what his cuckolding wife was probably doing right at that moment he was calling. She of course was fucking an alpha male, one with a nice big cock. That would make her cum. Over and over. Calling his name. NOT Johnny’s.

    We discussed a scenario where she might even call Johnny while fucking her cock stud, and letting him hear her cum. Probably Johnny has only heard fake pity-sex orgasms, so it might be a real education to hear a woman blow all her fuses.

    And of course we discussed the possibility of his cuckolding wife actually bringing that boyfriend back home. If she’s got the balls to go on a cuckolding vacation without her husband, she’s probably already thinking about fucking her boyfriend in her own bed. The bed that used to be Johnny’s. Maybe even while Johnny watches.

    Our cuckold loser gave the Mean Girls a week of great entertainment when he called. We’re sure it’s not going to be the last time he calls. Wifey has probably already planned her next cuckolding vacation.

    Are you into cuckolding – or any kind of – phonesex humiliation? Then you should give MeanGirls a call 🙂


  • SPH phone sex Loser of the Week

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    SPH phone sex with a teensy peener sissy

    MeanGirls Humiliation Phone Sex would like to announce a new Loser of the Week. This is our tiny peeny sissy boy, AKA Tinkerbell, whom we subjected to over an hour of SPH phone sex humiliation, while watching on Skype.

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    SPH phone sex humiliation with a baby dick. Assuming you can get past the hairy back/ass.

    The first thing you will notice about Tinkerbell (once you get past the serious amount of back/ass hair) is that he has a baby dick. One that is in need of some SERIOUS SPH phone sex humiliation.

    And why do we call tiny peener boy Tinkerbell? Well what else would you call a tiny-peener sissy slut in a pink ruffled skirt, doing a curtsy?

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    Tinkerbell does a curtsy in his pretty little ruffled skirt.

    And being the little sissy slut that he is, of course the MeanGirls had to prove how sadistic they are by making our SPH phone sex loser write all over himself.  With a Sharpie no less.

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  • Forced feminization fetish Loser of the Week

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    Sissy slut Loser Cinnamon with a forced feminization fetish

    Many of the callers the Meangirls get are into forced feminization fetish, and sissy slut Cinnamon is no different.

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    Sissy slut Cinnamon lets the world know she’s a MeanGirls slut.

    Erika: Cinnamon didn’t start out in life with that name, of course. The MeanGirls are the one who gave it to her because we like to dress her up as a bimbo slut.

    Vicki: Cinnamon is a great bimbo name, don’t you think?

    Erika: We’ve humiliated Cinnamon endlessly on cam. And there’s so much fodder for humiliation!

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  • Sissy slut Loser of the Week makes it real

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    Sissy Slut Faggot Vanessa

    The Meangirls are happy to announce they have a forced bi sissy slut who is actually making it real. Vanessa, our faggot slut Loser of the Week, is actually putting out an ad in the Toronto Craigslist to meet other queers and real men who can top her.

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    Our sissy slut Loser of the Week, all whored out.

    Erika: Being a sissy slut faggot means that Vanessa will suck his cock, and maybe even take it up the ass bareback. We find this sort of coached bi behavior to be quite thrilling. And we hope we’ll have a front row seat when it does happen. That is, we’d love to see the little pansy cocksucker do it on cam for us.

    Vicki: Can you imagine the forced bi humiliation on a phone sex call like that? Of course Vanessa would be all sissified-up, wearing her dog collar and nipple clamps.

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    This sissified dirty faggot cocksucker is just begging to be a slut for Meangirls while we laugh at her.

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  • Penis size – does it really matter?

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    Are you a loser with a tiny dick? Has any of your pity fucks ever told you that “penis size really doesn’t matter?” And then you were friend-zoned for the rest of eternity?

    Penis size really does matter
    Penis size really does matter

    Well, Meangirls Humiliation Phone Sex and The Journal of Sexual Medicine disagree. Researchers  … “found that 160 of the women experienced vaginal-only orgasms and had enough sexual partners to compare size experiences. Of these, 33.8 percent preferred longer-than-average penises, 60 percent said size made no difference and 6.3 percent said longer was less pleasurable than shorter.”

    Those 54 out of 160 women who have vaginal orgasms preferred a penis over six inches.  Just for those of you who are clueless about women and their orgasms, a vaginal orgasm is a totally different beast from a clitoral orgasm. It’s stronger, deeper, and is the kind that will make a woman shudder all over and her legs twitch. So yeah, licking her clit with your tongue ain’t a-gonna do that, too bad, so sad.

    And that is why penis size really does matter. A nice hard penis should be at least six inches, preferably seven, so as to reach the G-spot. It should have a nice thick head and be thick enough to stretch a woman out, because there are also lots of nerve endings right at the opening of the vagina.

    So what are those of you who have a penis size of less than six inches to do? You of course will miss out on the good pussy. Maybe you actually will get pussy (translation: pity fuck) from time to time, but she’ll keep the good pussy for someone who actually deserves it.

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