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  • Yeti pubes – a MeanGirls dick pic review

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    Why do men flaunt their yeti pubes?

    Vicki: As MeanGirls and humiliation phone sex dommes, we are lambasted with more than the average dick pics. Yep, even more than most women, which is saying something. Which brings us to the question – why in the holy hell do men want to flaunt their nasty junk, complete with yeti pubes?

    Erika: Haven’t you ever heard of manscaping, people? We’re assuming that most men take dick pics and foist them on unsuspecting women in an effort to turn them on. Or in our case, make them laugh.

    Yeti pubes are not sexy

    Vicki: So honestly men … would you send a selfie to a girl with your hair nasty, dirty nails, and broccoli in your teeth? Why do you think a woman will be turned on by yeti pubes? Do you really think any woman would want to put THIS in her mouth?

    yeti pubes
    Manscaping is obviously a lost cause for this loser with yeti pubes

    Erika: Manscaping is only one of this guy’s problems. The jungle is so overgrown that it’s covering up the pathetic little sprout. No wonder it’s so small – poor thing obviously doesn’t get any sunlight to grow.

    Vicki: I’d be afraid I’d get a hair up my nose and start sneezing! Is that thing HARD? If so, OMG *dies in laughter*.

    Erika: Honestly I think so. I wouldn’t even demand that a faggot sissy suck this thing. At least they know about grooming.

    Vicki: I think it’s trying to escape the thicket.

    Erika: Not getting very far, is it?

    Vicki: If you readers as men think that this type of picture that makes a woman gasp and go, “HIM! I must fuck HAIRY YETI MAN!!!! I will send him my phone number!” You may have to re-educate yourselves on the types of man bits that women like to be intimate with.

    Erika: Fortunately there is a solution!

    Vicki: Call the MeanGirls Humiliation Phone Sex line and we’ll give you a very good idea on how much of a dumb ass you probably are.


  • Men and their penis pictures

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    Mean Girls humiliate men for their penis pictures

    Why do men love to send women they barely know their penis pictures? Usually of their own dick, but sometimes as professional phone boners we realize they send fake pictures as well. Especially if they are claiming to have that all-important 10″ cock. LOL. As if we believed that.

    If you are a woman, you may be asking yourself why, oh why would a man think it an overture of love and affection to send a woman he is not involved in a picture of his johnson? If you are a man, you already know why.

    It’s your most prized possession. Nothing in life compares to be able to getting your little ding dong hard. One would think you guys had found the cure for cancer, the way you act when you get a boner. You probably even have a name for your little pecker, don’t you? And you can’t help but share your accomplishments with us poor, dick-less women. Penis envy, my ass. Only a man would come up with that delusion.

    Forget we have tits and can grow babies. Forget we have the say as to when, where, and most importantly, IF there is going to be any sex at all. Forget that we have dildos, including vibrating ones (can’t do that one, now can ya, neener neener) and we really don’t need you for sexual satisfaction.

    Nooo, you have a BONER. The MIRACLE BONER OF THE AGES. And by gosh, by gollies you’re gonna SHARE a picture of that joystick with any remotely fuckable woman within reach of the internet. Hence the dick pic. The multitude of penis pictures, in fact, on the internet. It’s like you guys are afraid we might think you don’t have one, unless you show us a picture of mr. happy.

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