Small Penis Humiliation Loser of the Week Phone Sex
Ding! ding! ding! Winner winner chicken dinner! Mean Girls has chosen a small penis humiliation loser of the week for our “Loser of the Week” spot.
We chose our small penis humiliation loser of the week from the vast array of losers that have called us for couples phone sex humiliation on Niteflirt.
Our little cock-sucking caller asked us about being a Loser of the Week, and we said we’d think about it. Send us some pictures, yo. And when he did, wowser! That sealed the deal. We damn near DIED laughing at these pictures.
Exhibit A: Cock-sucker in a chastity cage

Small penis humiliation Loser of the Week in its little chastity cage
Erika: Is this not the saddest little thing you’ve ever seen?
Vicki: True. But not the most ludicrous. That is yet to come further down the post.
Erika: As we have said before here:
Yes a nice large hard penis can be a functional thing and it has its place and purpose. But a picture of your pathetic wang does not fit the bill.
Vicki: This is a sad little wang in its little chastity cage if there ever was one.
Erika: It’s all dressed up with nowhere to go!
Vicki: What a wretched little cock, all locked up in its cage! He’s even trying to make it look bigger by shaving his balls! But we know all the tricks shrimp-dicked losers use to make their vienna sausages look like filet mignon.
Erika: Of course no woman in her right mind would want it; so it’s best to keep it locked up. Out of sight, out of mind, as they always say. And useless little dicks like that don’t deserve to cum, so keeping his greedy hands off of it is probably for the best. Don’t want him turning into a compulsive masturbator, now do we?
Vicki: At least our Small Penis Humiliation Loser of the Week has found a way to pleasure someone; he’s turned to sucking cocks. At least he knows his place – on his knees, in front of a real man or in service of a woman.
Erika: Yes but folks, there’s MORE.
Exhibit B: WHAT THE FUCK

Small penis humiliation loser of the week with helmet-head
Vicki: I’m not even sure where to start with this one …
Erika: It’s kind of like the Salvador Dali interpretation of penis pictures.
Vicki: It looks like he’s got a little helmet on his head!
Erika: Kind of gives the term “helmet head” a new meaning, doesn’t it?
Vicki: It’s a SPECIAL penis.
Erika: It needs that helmet on its head to ride the SPECIAL BUS.

Helmet-head small penis humiliation loser has to ride the short bus.
Vicki: Ha! Ha!
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