Loser of the Week Rules

What we’re looking for in Loser of the Week

Since we’ve started as phone sex humiliatrices, we’ve decided to highlight a Loser of the Week in our blog from time to time. We had no idea of how it would catch on and how many of our callers (and non-callers) would want to be Loser of the Week.

We have been inundated with requests from regulars for the coveted title as well as guys sending us pictures demanding we make them Loser of the Week. LOL, as if …

So we sat down and brainstormed a bit and decided to make known the kind of things we consider when we decide on a Loser of the Week.

1. You must be a caller, or at the very least someone who interacts with us through PTVs. Our first customer we highlighted communicated with us through PTVs alone because he was unable to call. That was fine because we still made money off him and he had a lot of fun with his CBT assignments. This is a business guys, and we’re not doing it for our health. Which leads us to our second point:

2. Money talks; bullshit walks. You don’t have to spend a great deal of money on us to be chosen Loser of the Week but it certainly doesn’t hurt. Spending a lot of money on us may very well give you a slightly better chance as far as being named Loser of the Week. Remember we have a lot of guys who want to be one, and if you are neck-and-neck with another caller who spends buttloads of money on us, we may very well choose him first.

3. We like regulars. If you call us once or twice and expect to be chosen Loser of the Week, it may not happen for you. We also look at how long you’ve been a caller, as well of course how much money you spend.

4. We like to be amused. We love to see you make a fool of yourself. We especially like to see you go on cam for us because that gives us even more opportunity to get humiliating pictures of you and to laugh at you. However please don’t inundate us with constant pictures or videos. There is a saturation point here and we prefer to look at your pictures and videos while on a call, that is, while we’re making money. A few emails are fine; a lot are not.

5. You want to use good netiquette in dealing with us:

• Don’t make an ass of yourself. We like losers. We don’t like brats. Don’t be telling us you’re going to be the Loser of the Week. We’re in control here, and we decide. You do have a right of course NOT to be Loser of the Week. We would never put up anyone who doesn’t want to. Too many amusing guys out there willing to spend money on us for that.
• Be clear in your communications with us. You guys have no idea how many indecipherable emails we get. Drunk typing is fine as long as you’re clear. But it’s not our job to try to make sense of your incoherent ramblings, at least not for free. These sort of emails are usually ignored, or we may ask you on a phone call what you meant.
• Good feedback doesn’t hurt. You don’t have to give us any feedback to end up as Loser of the Week. We understand that not everyone wants to leave feedback. Sometimes other flirts get jealous if they read feedback on other girls’ pages. We know you guys are sluts and it doesn’t matter one whit to us whom you call. If you like us, you’ll come back for more. However if you leave bad feedback, not only will you not be chosen Loser of the Week, you will find yourself blocked. With no explanation. We don’t pay attention to morons. And a moron is what you’ll look like with your petty little feedback surrounded by an ocean of 5-star reviews. Also don’t be surprised if you also find yourself something of a pariah, being pre-blocked by girls who’ve read your bad feedback. We read other girls’ feedback (and pre-block asshats ourselves) and we’re sure they read ours. But we do like good feedback of course.

6. So many guys; so little time. We have dozens of guys that want to be Loser of the Week. Of course we weed out the ones that don’t spend money on us first, but even so we’re spoiled for choice here, guys. So please don’t feel bad if you don’t make it at first. Keep trying and we will eventually get to you. The longer you call us, the better your chances. That is assuming of course you continue to call us.

We may not do a Loser of the Week, every week. It’s totally our discretion. We’re both very busy girls and why not? We’re young; we’re pretty; and we know a lot of cute, wealthy stud cocks in real life who like to show a girl a good time.

We have instituted a Tumblr blog with guys that send us pictures. Our Tumblr blog is here.

Our Tumblr blog also highlights guys on our Wall of Shame. The Wall of Shame is more inclusive – both guys that have and have not been chosen for Loser of the Week are on the Wall of Shame.

However just because you find yourself on our Wall of Shame, Twitter or Tumblr doesn’t mean we won’t chose you for Loser of the Week at a later date. So don’t despair.

Also please realize – just because you call us and we take pictures of you on a call, that does not guarantee you being on our Wall of Shame. We only put up the guys we damn well want to. And any kind of pushy-ass bargain-basement wheedling to be Loser of the Week or to be on the Wall of Shame just puts you at the back of the list. IF you’re on the list at all.

Want to guarantee you’re going to be put on the Wall of Shame, even if you’re a douche-canoe who tries to top from the bottom? Assuming your behavior hasn’t already had you blocked, of course.

Then buy our $100 Wall of Shame goody, and you will be put on our Wall of Shame within 24 hours. MeanGirls reserve the right to refuse any picture we feel goes against our standards. So you might want to check first that your picture is OK to post on our blog.

And in the meantime, keep calling. You know we love to hear from you 🙂

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