Pathetic Limp Dick Loser of the Week

Limp dick loser can’t even get it up

Just look at this picture that our limp dick loser sent to the MeanGirls. Is that not totally pathetic? He can’t even get his little toy to work any more, even when he’s using a vibrator. It’s just all squishy.

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Limp dick loser can’t even get it up for the MeanGirls, not even with a vibrator, and phone sex humiliation.

Not only that, he’s got his balls all tied up with a necktie and a rubber band. You can barely even see that tiny little limp dick. It’s just got its tiny little bitty white-man head sticking out. Is that not the most pathetic thing you’ve ever seen? As MeanGirls, of course we laughed and laughed at this on a phonesex humiliation call with this poor pathetic loser.

About all you have is your dick, losers

Look at it this way, guys – you men don’t have a lot going for you when it comes to sex. It is always the female of the species that decides if there is going to be sex, and when it’s going to happen. Most of you losers out there probably don’t get much (if any) sex at all.

But at least your dick works, right? Your one and only friend, there when you need it. You probably even have a name for it, like Little Joe, or Mr. Happy. And the three of you – the loser, the dick, and Rosie Palm have spent many wonderful hours together.

But if you have a non-working dick like our limp dick loser, you don’t even have that, do you? If you’ve got a pathetic limp dick, you don’t have a thing to impress women with either. You’re not even a man any more.

Not that Mr. Limp Dick had much going for him when it was actually working. A sad little white man cock really isn’t much of a cock anyway. Not when you compare it to those huge white dicks and big black cocks out there.  And it deserves to be tied up and mistreated and humiliated, no matter if it’s soft or hard.

Because our limp-dicked loser has been a loser all his life, limp or hard. And the MeanGirls don’t mind telling him that, either.

Do you have a pathetic little dick like our loser? Does it work? And if it works, does it really matter?

You should give the MeanGirls a call for some scathing phonesex humiliation.