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    Mean Girls humiliate men for their penis pictures

    Why do men love to send women they barely know their penis pictures? Usually of their own dick, but sometimes as professional phone boners we realize they send fake pictures as well. Especially if they are claiming to have that all-important 10″ cock. LOL. As if we believed that.

    If you are a woman, you may be asking yourself why, oh why would a man think it an overture of love and affection to send a woman he is not involved in a picture of his johnson? If you are a man, you already know why.

    It’s your most prized possession. Nothing in life compares to be able to getting your little ding dong hard. One would think you guys had found the cure for cancer, the way you act when you get a boner. You probably even have a name for your little pecker, don’t you? And you can’t help but share your accomplishments with us poor, dick-less women. Penis envy, my ass. Only a man would come up with that delusion.

    Forget we have tits and can grow babies. Forget we have the say as to when, where, and most importantly, IF there is going to be any sex at all. Forget that we have dildos, including vibrating ones (can’t do that one, now can ya, neener neener) and we really don’t need you for sexual satisfaction.

    Nooo, you have a BONER. The MIRACLE BONER OF THE AGES. And by gosh, by gollies you’re gonna SHARE a picture of that joystick with any remotely fuckable woman within reach of the internet. Hence the dick pic. The multitude of penis pictures, in fact, on the internet. It’s like you guys are afraid we might think you don’t have one, unless you show us a picture of mr. happy.

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