• Yeti pubes – a MeanGirls dick pic review

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    Why do men flaunt their yeti pubes?

    Vicki: As MeanGirls and humiliation phone sex dommes, we are lambasted with more than the average dick pics. Yep, even more than most women, which is saying something. Which brings us to the question – why in the holy hell do men want to flaunt their nasty junk, complete with yeti pubes?

    Erika: Haven’t you ever heard of manscaping, people? We’re assuming that most men take dick pics and foist them on unsuspecting women in an effort to turn them on. Or in our case, make them laugh.

    Yeti pubes are not sexy

    Vicki: So honestly men … would you send a selfie to a girl with your hair nasty, dirty nails, and broccoli in your teeth? Why do you think a woman will be turned on by yeti pubes? Do you really think any woman would want to put THIS in her mouth?

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    Manscaping is obviously a lost cause for this loser with yeti pubes

    Erika: Manscaping is only one of this guy’s problems. The jungle is so overgrown that it’s covering up the pathetic little sprout. No wonder it’s so small – poor thing obviously doesn’t get any sunlight to grow.

    Vicki: I’d be afraid I’d get a hair up my nose and start sneezing! Is that thing HARD? If so, OMG *dies in laughter*.

    Erika: Honestly I think so. I wouldn’t even demand that a faggot sissy suck this thing. At least they know about grooming.

    Vicki: I think it’s trying to escape the thicket.

    Erika: Not getting very far, is it?

    Vicki: If you readers as men think that this type of picture that makes a woman gasp and go, “HIM! I must fuck HAIRY YETI MAN!!!! I will send him my phone number!” You may have to re-educate yourselves on the types of man bits that women like to be intimate with.

    Erika: Fortunately there is a solution!

    Vicki: Call the MeanGirls Humiliation Phone Sex line and we’ll give you a very good idea on how much of a dumb ass you probably are.


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  • Sissy loser time with the MeanGirls

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    What do we look for in a sissy loser?

    Well the main thing we look for, first and foremost, in all our losers, is the amusement factor. Like our listing title on Niteflirt says, “Here we are, entertain us.” (We didn’t make that one up BTW). When a sissy loser calls us, one of the first things we ask is “How can you amuse us?”

    Because the more you amuse us, sissy, the more we will laugh and jeer and taunt you. And the harder that little dingus will get inside your cheap nylon panties.

    Of course your average sissy loser makes our job so easy. You fucking morons just set yourselves up for this. Here is just one example:

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    Sissy loser strikes a pose for the amusement of the MeanGirls.

    Check out the booty pop pose here. Likewise the 44DD bra stuffed with blown-up balloons. And the hot pink ho-shoes with black pantyhose. PSA: We are no longer living in the 1980’s.

    Obviously this sissy loser thinks he’s some kind of hot shit. All he needs are  someJAZZHANDS!!!This is like shooting fish in a barrel, people.

    Mr. Sissy Loser PAID for this humiliation

    Of course we’re the ones that told sissy loser to go out and buy the shoes, and bra, and stuff them with balloons, and panties etc. And we told him to strike a pose for us.

    What’s really amazing is all you guys practically fall over yourselves to make us laugh. Not only that, YOU PAY US MONEY TO LAUGH AT YOU. Go figure, huh?

    Above all – can you imagine a girl doing this. On cam? And paying a guy to watch her, and laugh at her?

    HAHAHAHA.

    NO.

    And y’all wonder why we call you losers. We are gonna ride this MF’er till the wheels fall off.

    Give us a call on Niteflirt.

    For even more phone sex humiliation, give us a call and pay $3.99/minute.

     


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  • SPH Audio Bedtime Fractured Fairy Tale

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    MeanGirls SPH Audio Fractured Fairy Tale

    Once upon a time there lived two witches in the deep forest. Their names were Vicki and Erika, and they weren’t very nice witches. No, indeed.  Thus begins the first MeanGirls Fractured Fairy Tale, masquerading as an SPH audio.

    We all love to hear bedtime stories – don’t you, loser? And you already know with the MeanGirls (MeanWitches, that is), you’re going to get a kick in the nuts when it comes to humiliation. Because being a loser with a teensy peener is just too hard for the MeanGirls not to take advantage of.

    Being MeanWitches is right up our ally! We already mess with y’all’s heads, why not add a little magic to it? In the guise of a Fractured Fairy Tale, that is.

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    MeanWitches Vicki and Erika want to tell you a Fractured Fairy Tale bed time story.

    About our SPH audio for sale

    Our SPH audio is 15 minutes long, and tells a story of one of our losers who came to see the MeanGirls for a magic potion to make his dick bigger. Being a loser who thought with his little head, he didn’t follow the MeanWitches’ directions unequivocally. And well … things didn’t exactly go the way he hoped.

    The SPH audio sells for $20 but you can download a 30 second sample for only 10 cents, if you’re a Niteflirt member. If not, you can join here (it’s free to join).

    Just click on this graphic for your sample:

    sph audio

    If you are somewhat lacking in the endowment department, and have wished for a way to make it bigger, this SPH audio is for you! Of course, there’s a lot of laughter and humiliation mixed in with our Fractured Fairy Tale.

    Of course once you hear our teasing laughter, you’re going to want to call us for a phone sex humiliation call.  We’ll be ready to practice our dark arts on you.
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  • Findom Piggie Makes Loser of the Week Again!

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    MeanGirls mop the floor with findom piggie

    This has been our third time with our findom piggie, weenie wimp. The first time weenie wimp called us back in 2015, he gave us a four-figure tribute. The second time, in 2016,  he tripled that. And then this weekend, we demanded exactly twice what weenie wimp gave us in 2016.

    We love playing this financial game of “Rate the Rate” each time with our findom piggie! It makes phone sex humiliation so much more fun for the MeanGirls.

    And what does weenie wimp get in return? A 30 minute call, where we demand tributes in thousand-dollar increments, while humiliating him for his tiny boy dick. We humiliated him for the fact that he has to PAY through the nose for us to pay attention to him.

    While on the call weenie wimp confessed to us that he had gone several months without sex, and the last time he had to pay an escort. Of course no woman in her right mind would voluntarily fuck this guy.

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    Findom piggie weenie wimp with his little boy dick.

    He also sent us a story he’d written about how his wife used to cuckold him with real men. Even though she readily gave strangers blow-jobs, she wouldn’t blow her own husband. This was because his tiny shrimp-dick made her think about blowing a young boy (ewww).

    Phone sex humiliation for findom piggie

    During the phone sex call, we continued to ratchet up the humiliation until our findom piggie was begging to cum. But we didn’t let him get off so easily.

    We made him get into position so that his shrimp dicklet would be right above his head. We were laughing so hard by this time, teasing and taunting him.

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    Getting pathetic shrimp dick pay piggie into position.

    Of course we were demanding tributes in $1000 and $2000 all the while! Because that’s what our little dick boy deserved.

    And then he started to cum all over his face and in his mouth. You can see the jizz shooting down  here:

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    Fin dom pay piggie’s semen in a money shot into his mouth.

    Perhaps women that weren’t so mean would stop there. But oh no! Not the MeanGirls! We make phone sex humiliation an art form.

    We made our pay piggie get back up without swallowing his cum. And we took a picture of him with his semen in his open mouth.

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    Findom piggie shows his mouth full of his nasty semen.

    We love making our losers do such nasty degrading things! All in all we had an awesome time cleaning out piggie’s bank account. And we can’t wait to do it again!

    If you’re into financial domination or just plain phone sex humiliation, feel free to give us a call!


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  • New Wannabe Sissy Audio

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    Are you a wannabe sissy?

    Do you want to be like a real girl? Do you enjoy all those girly things that real women take for granted? Things like getting our hair done, wearing make-up, putting on stockings and pretty clothes. If you’re a wannabe sissy then you should realize you’ll never be a real girl like us.

    Oh you may try, and you probably will. Things like buying  sexy lingerie online. Or you might buy heels that actually fit your huge feet and practice wobbling around on them when you’re alone at night. You might even try to put on makeup like we do.

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    Are you a wannabe sissy, loser?

    But we all know you’re just going to be a parody of a real girl. You’ll never have our innate grace and beauty. As for learning to put on makeup, walk in heels, and all those other feminine accomplishments we do so well – surely you realize we have quite a few years’ experience on you bub. We grew up watching our moms put on makeup. We made each other up as teens, and read every fashion and beauty magazine available. You’ll never be like us. You’ll always be a wannabe sissy.

    Our new Wannabe Sissy Audio

    And that is why the MeanGirls have made our new Wannabe Sissy Audio. We tell you exactly how you are lacking as a real woman, how you are laughable in your pathetic attempts to become one of us.

    We’ve also made a sample for only 10 cents if you want to check out a bit of the audio first!

    wannabe sissy audio sample

    And if you like what you heard, here’s the full audio!

    wannabe sissy audio

    Of course once you hear our snarky, laughing voices telling you exactly what you know in your little wannabe sissy hearts to be true, we’re sure you’ll want to call us as well! That way we can get up close and personal with our MeanGirl phone sex insults.
    If you want to go on cam for us, you’ll need to call our $2.99/minute line:
    MeanGirls Humiliation Phone Sex

    And if you just want to talk, you can call our $2.69/minute line:
    MeanGirls Humiliation Phone Sex

    See you on Niteflirt!


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  • Callista Sex Doll for Our Phone Sex Humiliation Losers!

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    Wouldn’t you love a Callista Sex Doll?

    One of the humiliating tasks that we as MeanGirls just love to make our losers do, is to fuck a blow up phone sex doll on cam for us. The more humiliating the doll, the better. And that’s where the Callista Sex Doll comes in to play.

    Of course there are other inanimate objects we like to make our losers fuck as well – jars of peanut butter, hollowed out oranges, pillows, couch cushions, Pocket Pussies – you name it. We even have an assignment (along with a free place on our Wall of Shame) for food-fucking.

    But having a horny desperate beta outcast fuck – well first he has to BEG to fuck – a blow up doll with a face is one of the most hilarious things we can think of to have a loser do on cam for us. And not just any blow up doll either!

    Callista Sex Doll
    A Callista Sex Doll just for our pathetic losers to fuck!

    Why fucking the Callista Sex Doll is so humiliating

    Well, just look at her. How can you get off on that? She has a face that is so ugly and scary, we can’t even begin to imagine how the hell you guys stay hard looking at her. We figure it’s because you never get to fuck anything at all, so even a blow up Callista Sex Doll looks hot to you.

    And look at those creepy eyes! They look like they belong in a horror movie. We figure it’s too much “plastic” surgery that makes her look like that *wink* *wink*. And no fair putting a pillowcase over her head either!

    Would you like to be one of the MeanGirls special little losers and fuck a Callista Sex Doll on cam for us? Are you so desperate for female attention that you’ll do anything – even something as humiliating as begging a blow up doll to fuck you – while we laugh, and taunt, and tease?

    Then you should give us a call, bitch. We always love to humiliate you.

     


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  • Chastity contract for sale for pathetic losers

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    You need this chastity contract if you want to be a MeanGirls chastity slave

    Why exactly have the MeanGirls devised their evil chastity contract?

    As MeanGirls, we are inundated with requests by so-called chastity slaves that ask us about being in chastity for us. We realize that most of these low-lifes are wankers, and a question about chastity is a wanker’s dream. Why so? Because there’s not a short answer to their question about chastity. Chastity is a very personal thing, and how we answer would vary depending on the slave. But these wankers want to keep us involved for free, endlessly answering their moronic questions while jerking off. Some guys will jerk off to anything.

    We have learned through our phone sex humiliation lines, that wankers abound on phone sex sites, and they hit as many girls as possible for free fap-fodder interactions.

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    You need this MeanGirls chastity contract if you want to be our chastity slave!

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  • New! Office Bitch Audio for Sale

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    Office Bitch Audio for Losers Like you

    MeanGirls Phone Sex Humiliation have a new audio for sale entitled Office Bitch. If you’re any kind of pathetic loser at all (and we know you are – you’re reading this blog, aren’t you?), then you’ll love our Office Bitch audio.

    In this MeanGirls phone sex humiliation audio, we start out by saying:

    Welcome to your first day at MeanGirls Institute for Misanthropy. You should feel very very lucky you were picked. We had several hundred applications to go through. We picked you because of what you wrote in the essay part of the application.

     

    Of course you’ll have to buy the audio to hear more, but here’s a few hints:

    The MeanGirls make non-stop fun of their little bitch.

    We strip him of his clothes, of course (CFNM).

    We strip him of his identity.

    We put him in chastity.

    We put him in a cage.

    We objectify him by making him furniture.

    office bitch audio for sale
    Office Bitch for the MeanGirls Institute for Misanthropy AKA fresh meat

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  • Small penis loser humiliation

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    Are you a small penis loser?

    So our guess is if you’re a small penis loser boy you’ve tried in vain to get women. And if you have gotten them, you can’t keep them. We’re talking about pretty women, women that are out of your league… You know, the ones that can’t be satisfied with your tongue just by itself? The ones that are used to men with nice big cocks – huge dicks that can rock a woman’s world over and over.

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    The MeanGirls will humiliate you for your tiny penis

    Now you might even be successful, make lots of money. And you may even think you have a trophy girlfriend or wife. But do you really? Do you know where she is when you’re not around? She’s probably getting what she needs from a real man. You know, one with a real cock?

    What are your options, small penis loser?

    So if you have a tiny cock, what are your options here?

    Well if you are actually lucky enough to have a wife or girlfriend that pretends to be your significant other, you may be able to watch her with a real man. Of course you’d have to be her bitch – and his bitch too, no doubt. You will have to suffer through a lot of small penis humiliation and possibly some forced bi. Maybe she’ll make you suck his cock. Or take it up the ass like a pansy boy. Or even some forced sissification, where she puts you in her panties and nylons.

    If you are not so fortunate as to have a significant other who humiliates you for being a small penis loser, there’s always small penis humiliation phone sex.

    Being MeanGirls, we’ve humiliated tiny-weenie losers like you for years. We’ve made them watch us get busy with real men, while they beg to stroke their useless member. We’ve dressed them up like sissies and bimbos. And sometimes we’ve even made them little clit-dicked faggots.

    If you want a small penis humiliation phone sex fantasy without any taboos or limits, you should call us. We can grab you by your pathetic useless dicklet, and lead you down that path that you want so badly to fantasize about.
    After all, you are stroking that little bitty peener right now aren’t you?


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  • Pathetic Limp Dick Loser of the Week

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    Limp dick loser can’t even get it up

    Just look at this picture that our limp dick loser sent to the MeanGirls. Is that not totally pathetic? He can’t even get his little toy to work any more, even when he’s using a vibrator. It’s just all squishy.

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    Limp dick loser can’t even get it up for the MeanGirls, not even with a vibrator, and phone sex humiliation.

    Not only that, he’s got his balls all tied up with a necktie and a rubber band. You can barely even see that tiny little limp dick. It’s just got its tiny little bitty white-man head sticking out. Is that not the most pathetic thing you’ve ever seen? As MeanGirls, of course we laughed and laughed at this on a phonesex humiliation call with this poor pathetic loser.

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